Incessant Divagation

“LOOKING FOR A SIGN” 

by Rick Jones, Husband of the Minister's Wife

Last week I promised to share messages from the sign in front of Goodold Baptist Church. There were plenty of common messages announcing special meetings or saying things like “JESUS IS RISEN”, but the offbeat ones had a special place for me. Not all of the examples here were original with me. I found many ideas online. Just search for “funny church sign messages” [but finish reading this article first].

SEVEN DAYS WITHOUT PRAYER 

MAKES ONE WEAK 

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OPEN SUNDAYS

SINNERS WELCOME 

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IF YOU ARE TOO BUSY 

TO PRAY

YOU ARE TOO BUSY 

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1 CROSS PLUS 

3 NAILS EQUALS 

4 GIVEN 

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TO LEARN ABOUT LIFE

READ PSALMS, NOT PALMS 

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CH__CH 

WHAT'S MISSING? 

UR 

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YOUR ETERNAL RESERVATIONS: 

SMOKING OR NON-SMOKING? 

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JESUS WILL RETURN 

SEE THE LIGHT 

OR FEEL THE HEAT 

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APRIL 1ST

INTERNATIONAL ATHEIST DAY

PSALM 14:1

But I never could top my favorite message of all, which was not found on a church sign, but was displayed outside a gas station / convenience store:

THE BOSS TOLD ME

TO CHANGE THE MESSAGE

ON THIS STUPID SIGN

SO I DID